and i said to my body. softly. ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath. and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’
nayyirah waheed  (via forlornes)

"I need to find someone who’s an artist, a comic book illustrator type person. Somebody who’s actually pretty creative with story lines, and maybe has a good sense of humor."


really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

what do you do on your days off keysaw?

well today right now we’re watching a doc on the world’s biggest dick museum (the museum is the biggest, the biggest dick is not there.)

this man has jars and jars and jars “I WANT THEM ALL, I HAVE MOST ALL SPECIES EXCEPT THE PROPER HUMAN” he hasn’t cut off a man’s dick yet.

"it started as a private collection" I guess yeah you gotta be really into that to start it up, it’s not quite a business venture to jump right into you’d think

is this what liveblogging is??
go watch this if you got Netflix and go sail the seas for it if you ain’t, it’s called The Final Member so far so good


Is he like the opposite of Bob Ross?


happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween


reblog if you are a bird

that’s right I’m reblogging again fuck yeah hell yeah because it’s one of the better features of this site by 884 miles (as measured in mapped roads). u wanna fite then u oughtta unfollow, I am  happy this way.